Friday, December 11, 2015

The 12 Days of Christmas:Mom's Editition


My daughter and I had a fun time writing this together! Enjoy!

On the 1st day of Christmas my children gave to me:

  •  a toilet clogged with poop and pee! 


On the 2nd day of Christmas my children gave to me:
  • 2 flailing tantrums
And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!


On the 3rd day of Christmas my children gave to me:
  • 3 lame excuses
  • 2 flailing tantrums
And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!


On the 4th day of Christmas my children gave to me:
  • 4 hours of sleep
  • 3 lame excuses
  • 2 flailing tantrums
And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 5th day of Christmas my children gave to me:
  • 5 unmade beds
  • 4 hours of sleep
  • 3 lame excuses
  • 2 flailing tantrums
And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 6th day of Christmas my children gave to me:
  • 6 water messes
  • 5 unmade beds
  • 4 hours of sleep
  • 3 lame excuses
  • 2 flailing tantrums
And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 7th day of Christmas my children gave to me:
  • 7 piles of laundry
  • 6 water messes
  • 5 unmade beds
  • 4 hours of sleep
  • 3 lame excuses
  • 2 flailing tantrums
And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 8th day of Christmas my children gave to me:
  • 8 stacks of dishes
  • 7 piles of laundry
  • 6 water messes
  • 5 unmade beds
  • 4 hours of sleep
  • 3 lame excuses
  • 2 flailing tantrums
And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 9th day of Christmas my children gave to me:
  • 9 rooms to vacuum
  • 8 stacks of dishes
  • 7 piles of laundry
  • 6 water messes
  • 5 unmade beds
  • 4 hours of sleep
  • 3 lame excuses
  • 2 flailing tantrums
And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 10th day of Christmas my children gave to me:
  • 10 scattered socks
  • 9 rooms to vacuum
  • 8 stacks of dishes
  • 7 piles of laundry
  • 6 water messes
  • 5 unmade beds
  • 4 hours of sleep
  • 3 lame excuses
  • 2 flailing tantrums
And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 11th day of Christmas my children gave to me:
  • 11 smeary windows
  • 10 scattered socks
  • 9 rooms to vacuum
  • 8 stacks of dishes
  • 7 piles of laundry
  • 6 water messes
  • 5 unmade beds
  • 4 hours of sleep
  • 3 lame excuses
  • 2 flailing tantrums
And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 12th day of Christmas my children gave to me:

  • A 12 hour headache
  • 11 smeary windows
  • 10 scattered socks
  • 9 rooms to vacuum
  • 8 stacks of dishes
  • 7 piles of laundry
  • 6 water messes
  • 5 unmade beds
  • 4 hours of sleep
  • 3 lame excuses
  • 2 flailing tantrums
And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



What "gifts" will your kids give you for the 12 days of Christmas?