The 12 Days of Christmas:Mom's Editition

My daughter and I had a fun time writing this together! Enjoy!

On the 1st day of Christmas my children gave to me:

•  a toilet clogged with poop and pee! 

On the 2nd day of Christmas my children gave to me:

• 2 flailing tantrums

And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!

On the 3rd day of Christmas my children gave to me:

• 3 lame excuses
• 2 flailing tantrums

And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!

On the 4th day of Christmas my children gave to me:

• 4 hours of sleep
• 3 lame excuses
• 2 flailing tantrums

And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 5th day of Christmas my children gave to me:

• 5 unmade beds
• 4 hours of sleep
• 3 lame excuses
• 2 flailing tantrums

And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 6th day of Christmas my children gave to me:

• 6 water messes
• 5 unmade beds
• 4 hours of sleep
• 3 lame excuses
• 2 flailing tantrums

And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 7th day of Christmas my children gave to me:

• 7 piles of laundry
• 6 water messes
• 5 unmade beds
• 4 hours of sleep
• 3 lame excuses
• 2 flailing tantrums

And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 8th day of Christmas my children gave to me:

• 8 stacks of dishes
• 7 piles of laundry
• 6 water messes
• 5 unmade beds
• 4 hours of sleep
• 3 lame excuses
• 2 flailing tantrums

And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 9th day of Christmas my children gave to me:

• 9 rooms to vacuum
• 8 stacks of dishes
• 7 piles of laundry
• 6 water messes
• 5 unmade beds
• 4 hours of sleep
• 3 lame excuses
• 2 flailing tantrums

And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 10th day of Christmas my children gave to me:

• 10 scattered socks
• 9 rooms to vacuum
• 8 stacks of dishes
• 7 piles of laundry
• 6 water messes
• 5 unmade beds
• 4 hours of sleep
• 3 lame excuses
• 2 flailing tantrums

And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 11th day of Christmas my children gave to me:

• 11 smeary windows
• 10 scattered socks
• 9 rooms to vacuum
• 8 stacks of dishes
• 7 piles of laundry
• 6 water messes
• 5 unmade beds
• 4 hours of sleep
• 3 lame excuses
• 2 flailing tantrums

And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!



On the 12th day of Christmas my children gave to me:

• A 12 hour headache
• 11 smeary windows
• 10 scattered socks
• 9 rooms to vacuum
• 8 stacks of dishes
• 7 piles of laundry
• 6 water messes
• 5 unmade beds
• 4 hours of sleep
• 3 lame excuses
• 2 flailing tantrums

And a toilet clogged with poop and pee!

What "gifts" will your kids give you for the 12 days of Christmas?